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Think Geek Portal: Life-Size Inflatable Turret

$25.00

  • Inflatable turret from the video games Portal & Portal 2
  • Life-size inflatable
  • Stands 40″ tall when inflated
  • Use it to protect your home and loved ones

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From Aperture Labs:

Drastic times call for drastic measures, friends of Science. Aperture Science had to make some cutbacks to the production line when OSHA shut down the main plant. Something about air quality or lead paint in the water pipes. Silly, really. That’s what waivers are for. Anyhoo, we can’t get you any real, bullet-firing turrets, but we did manage to hijack a pool float factory long enough to make a bunch of these inflatable ones.

  • Inflatable turret from the video games Portal & Portal 2
  • Life-size inflatable
  • Stands 40″ tall when inflated
  • Use it to protect your home and loved ones

 

 

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